Dear Jesus,
What’s up? Mom doesn’t take us to church anymore so I figured I would write to
you in case you were mad. Today Billy Stevens came over and he told me that his
Dad shot a tiger in his backyard. I don’t know if I believe that. Billy makes a
lot of stuff up. One time he told me that once a giant panda came into his
living room while he was watching Power Rangers. Billy told me he morphed into
the green ranger and then kicked the panda. The panda never came back. But I
don’t know if I believe that. My brother Carl says Mom doesn’t take us to
church anymore because they ask for too much money. Why does the church need
money anyways? I didn’t like church that much (sorry), I usually just thought
up good stories to tell Billy Stevens, but I’m writing you this letter because
I don’t want you to get mad at me for not going. Hope you are having a nice
time in heaven.
Your friend,
Todd.
Todd
folded his letter up and placed it in one of his mother’s envelopes. She kept
them in her desk, next to the box with the gun in it and below the porcelain
jewelry box with the condoms inside. On the outside of the envelope he
scribbled the word Jesus and hid it underneath his shirt. Outside the weather
was warm and inviting and Todd could just scarcely make out the figure of Billy
Stevens playing in the next yard over. He darted behind the house quickly as he
didn’t want to explain to Billy what he was doing.
It had been
yesterday that Todd had spotted the tree. It had always been there of course
but as he approached the tree walking home from school on Friday he had noticed
something different about it. The tree’s branches were intersecting in such a
way that it looked like they were forming the shape of several crosses. The
knothole in the center of the tree was still there but next to it, in the bark,
was the face of a man. Todd had remembered his mother telling him about a lady
who had seen the face of Jesus in a tree, and even though this face looked more
like Willy the bus driver, Todd decided that it must really be Jesus. He walked
to the tree and placed the letter in the knothole. Suddenly a Nerf ball
collided with his face and he fell to the ground.
“Ha
Ha Todd you idiot!” It was Billy Stevens and Todd suddenly regretted coming
outside.
“You looked like
such an idiot when you fell down you were like, “Ahhh I’m falling down cause
I’m an Idiot”, Billy began reenacting Todd’s fall and seemed to add several
exaggerated screams and body spasms.
“Hey wanna come over and see the tiger my Dad shot?”
“Shut
up Billy, your Dad didn’t shoot a tiger.”
“Yeah he did and it’s in our garage in a trash
bag. My dad had to put it in two extra large jumbo trash bags because it was so
big and so Sammy wouldn’t go eating it.”
“Why
would a tiger even be in your backyard?”
“I
don’t know it’s weird there’s like animals everywhere. Last week a giant panda
came into the living room when I was watching Power Rangers and I kicked it.”
“Right…well--
I have to go, my Mom’s coming home soon.” Todd still did not believe Billy but
he feared that maybe he did have a
tiger in his garage, and that would only make Todd look like a fool. He began
walking back to his front door and snuck a peek at the Jesus letter still
hidden discretely in the knothole.
“Hey
idiot!” Billy’s voice yelled loudly from the tree.
“Don’t fall like an idiot anymore!
Ha Ha! “Ahhh my name’s Todd and I fall and I look like an idiot ahhh!” Maybe
you should try wearing a helmet you idiot and then maybe you can”-
The slam of the
screen door cut off Billy’s voice, and Todd ran into the kitchen to finish
washing the dishes before his mother came home.
***
“And then my Dad turned his back and the hyena
ran at him and jumped on top of him. And my Dad kept yelling at me to get his
gun and shoot it, so I ran and I got my Dad’s gun and I shot the hyena! It was
awesome! Way cooler than the time I kicked the giant panda.” Billy and Todd
were walking home from school. Billy hadn’t seemed to notice that this was the
third time he was telling Todd the story. Todd decided it would be easier to
say nothing than risk getting hit in the face with a Nerf ball.
“Hey
what’s that piece of paper in that tree?” Billy was pointing at the knothole in
the tree and Todd’s pulse began to quicken. Todd reached for the paper- there
was no envelope, only a piece of paper folded up with the word Todd printed on
the outside.
“What is that?”
Billy asked, but Todd was busy reading the letter and completely lost in
thought.
Hey Todd,
Not much is up with me. Thanks for writing it can get pretty boring up here in
heaven. As annoying as Billy is I’m afraid he’s telling the truth, except that
the time the giant panda came through the living room door he was watching
Barney not Power Rangers. I don’t mind if you don’t go to church, and to be
honest I don’t really like it either. like I said heaven is pretty boring, so
feel free to write as much as you want.
Keep in touch.
-Jesus.
“You got a letter from Jesus?!” Billy had been
reading over Todd’s shoulder and his face looked even more shocked then Todd’s.
“How did he know I was watching Barney? Only
my Mom knows I watch that show! Wow! Did you ask for anything sweet?”
“He’s Jesus Billy, not Santa Claus.”
“Whatever, I told you all that stuff was true
and you didn’t believe me! What else have you been telling Jesus about me you
idiot!” Todd didn’t really care what Billy had to say and for the first time
Billy seemed to be the one who was jealous of somebody else’s story.
“Nothing Billy look I have to go…” Todd
started to run to his house.
“Hey wait! Wait! Tell Jesus I didn’t put the
cat in the washing machine!” Billy’s voice became lost once again in the slam
of the screen door.
***
The next day
Todd’s head was filled with excitement and anxiety over what his next letter to
Jesus would entail. The first few hours after getting the letter were more of a
shock. Todd had moved around the house like a possessed and smiling zombie.
When Carl had asked what was wrong with him, Todd only shrugged and went to his
room to smile in private.
In school, Todd’s
class was reading Tuck Everlasting, a
book that previously Todd had found very interesting, but now only seemed to
get in the way of his daydreaming. At first Todd had thought about the obvious
questions, “Is there a hell?” “What is God like?”, but then he decided that
those must be the most boring questions in the world to Jesus. He was probably
asked ones like that on a regular basis.
As the teacher
called on different students to read aloud, Todd dove deeper and deeper into
his mind to find the most interesting and perplexing questions he could think
of. Just when Todd had been deciding the correct way to ask Jesus “Which came
first, the chicken or the egg?” , and more importantly what that actually
meant, the teacher had called on him to take over reading. Todd quickly found
his place and read on,
"I was having that dream again, the
good one where we're all in heaven and never heard of Treegap." Todd
read on but decided daydreaming would have to wait until after school.
After
school was out Todd ran home as fast as he could. By ignoring Billy’s shouts
and wheezes from behind him (Todd had avoided him all day), he had made it home
in no time. He ran into his room, startling Carl who seemed to have been just
rolling out of bed, and opened his backpack to take out a fresh piece of paper.
Dear Jesus,
What’s up? I just got home from school and couldn’t wait to write you a new
letter. Billy was so jealous of the letter you wrote me, he started shouting to
everyone about his hyena story from on top of the jungle gym. I guess maybe he
thought more people would believe him if he said it louder. Anyways I’ve been
thinking a lot and I really want to know, who is your favorite baseball team?
Do you go to any of the games? What do you even do up there in Heaven? Oh and
also my brother Carl is really lazy, is that going to happen to me when I get
older and start growing facial hair? I think that’s it for now.
Your Friend
Todd
Todd
took the letter and put it in another of his Mother’s envelopes. He then
quietly snuck past Carl in the bathroom, and out the front door. When he was
certain there was no sign of Billy he hurriedly stuffed it into the Jesus Tree
and ran back inside to watch from the window.
“What are you staring at?” Carl had suddenly
come into the kitchen, making Todd jump.
“What?
Oh. I uh thought I saw a weird dog.”
“A
weird dog? What the hell does that mean?” Carl looked out the window with Todd,
“All I see is that loud fat kid. What is he doing?” Todd reluctantly looked
over towards Billy’s house, where Billy was jumping up and down and yelling
something that could not be heard through the glass. Carl opened the window.
“TODD!!!!
HEY TODD!!!” Billy was getting more and more tired after every jump. Carl
stared unaffected at Billy’s antics.
“You
better go out there Todd, it looks like he might have a heart attack soon”,
Todd rolled his eyes and stomped outside.
“What
do you want Billy?”
“Did
you get anymore letters from Jesus?”
“No.
And you better not have told anyone about this.” Todd had previously thought
about telling other people, but realized that he wanted his alone time with
Jesus. Other people like Billy would just ruin it with dumb questions about
tigers and hyenas.
“I
didn’t I swear” Billy looked scared for a minute and Todd stared him down. “OK
fine. I told Walter”.
“Billy!”
“Don’t worry he just thought you were a
weirdo”.
“Great”, Todd felt a wave of dread come over
him.
“And..also no one might talk to you for a while”
Billy was rubbing his feet in the dirt, a smile slowly creeping on his face.
“Great Billy. That’s just really great.” Todd
began walking back to his house.
“Hey want to come see the hyena? It’s probably
still in the garage.”
“No.” Todd said his back stilled turned to
Billy.
“I’ll show you the gun I shot it with”
“No. I don’t care”
"Sammy keeps pooping everywhere I could
show you that..” Todd stopped in his tracks.
“No..gross. “
“Well I just thought we could find like bones
in it maybe.” Todd shook his head and ran back inside his house.
***
It seemed to take twice as long for Jesus to
write back this time. The only window Todd could look out of was the kitchen
window, and Carl would always ask him questions if he stayed there for too
long. So Todd distracted himself and periodically stopped to wash dishes that
had already been cleaned just so he could look out the window. A few hours
later, Jesus’ letter arrived.
Todd ran as fast as he could to the
tree, and back to his house. Just as he closed the screen door, he could hear
Billy trying to make a run for it. He took the letter to his room and read it
over.
Hey Todd,
Let’s see... I don’t really have a favorite baseball team. Actually I don’t
really have any part in baseball at all. People think me and God help out their
team but it’s not true. Baseball is just fun to watch, and I like all the teams
the same. Picking favorites just wouldn’t be fair, helping teams win wouldn’t
be fair either. Have you ever seen “Angels in the Outfield”, pretty bogus if
you ask me. And if Christopher Lloyd was an angel I’d go insane. In Heaven I
pretty much do nothing. I walk around and talk to people, and sometimes I watch
TV. It’s very relaxed and a great place to live, but I like to visit the earth
for more excitement. Well anyways, there is no easy way to say this, but God
has decided that there will be an Apocalypse. That’s why there was a panda and
a hyena in Billy’s yard. The animals know it’s going to happen so they go a
little nuts. I’m sorry this has to happen, I’ll fill you in on the details when
I know more. Sorry again. Oh. And no. You don’t suddenly become lazy once you
get older. Carl is just a lazy person. You should tell him to start going to
school or he’ll have to become an auto mechanic.
-Jesus
Todd put the letter down and racked his brain
trying to figure out just what an Apocalypse could be. After some time he gave
up and threw his bedroom door open.
“Carl! Hey Carl!” Todd was shouting wildly.
“What do you want?” Carl emerged sleepily from
his room, despite it being so late in the afternoon.
“What’s an Apocalypse?”
“Why do you want to know what an Apocalypse
is?”
“Just tell me come on.” Carl looked confused
but then made his way to the kitchen where he began pouring himself a large
bowl of Corn Pops.
“The Apocalypse is the end of the world. It’s
when God comes down and judges everyone”. Carl stopped to ponder and pour in
the milk.
“But pretty much everyone’s gonna
die because no one is really good anymore. Especially us because we don’t go to
church, and especially you because
you say mean things to fat kids”
Todd was aghast.
The end of the world? He couldn’t understand why God would make this happen
now, especially when his friendship with Jesus was just blossoming. He
hurriedly got another piece of paper and ran back into his room.
Dear Jesus,
Are you sure there is going to be an Apocalypse? I’m not sure I want to die
just yet because well I’m only ten years old and my mom promised me I could get
a new bike for my birthday next year. Also the end of the world sounds kind of
scary. Why is this happening? I hope maybe you can tell God to not come down
and judge everyone. Thanks.
Your friend,
Todd
This time he didn’t put it in an envelope, but
just ran outside as quickly as he could and stuffed the letter into the
knothole. He wondered how long it would take and he worried that the Apocalypse
would happen before he got his answer.
He waited
patiently the next few hours, periodically checking to see if a new letter had
been placed in the knothole, or if the world was coming to an end. Finally just
after dinnertime Todd spotted it. A new piece of paper folded neatly and tucked
away in the knothole. Todd wondered how the letter had appeared without him
noticing, but then quickly realized he was dealing with Jesus and Jesus had to
have ways. Todd ran out to get it and began to read.
Todd,
I’m afraid there’s nothing I can really do. When God wants something done he
tends to get it done. But I told him about you and I think you’ll be okay. The
apocalypse is supposed to happen soon, but if you want, you can meet me at the
playground at 7:30 and we’ll talk.
-Jesus
P.S. Don’t bring Billy.
Todd ran inside to look at
the time. The flashing blue light on the microwave had said 12:00 for months,
and the clock on the wall only had four numbers which Todd felt was too
complicated to read.
“Mom!” Todd’s mother was talking on the phone and shot him a
look.
“What Todd?”
“What time is it?” His mother glanced at the clock and told
whoever she was talking to, to hang on a moment.
“Almost 7:30- Todd? Todd! Where are you going?”
“Uh I have to- meet um Billy...at the playground, I’ll be
back...I think. Ok bye!”
The screen door slammed shut, and Todd ran off towards the
playground.
***
The playground was deserted
and Todd stood for a moment at the entrance. The squeaking of metal and the
wind rushing past his ear made him shiver as he scanned the playground. A
figure was sitting on the swings. He looked exactly like Jesus was supposed to
look like, only different. He wore a baseball cap and a plain white T-shirt; he
was smoking a cigarette and kicking his feet gently into the dirt. Todd walked
over slowly, unsure of how best to approach. He stood there with his hands in
his pockets and gathered up his courage.
“Hey Jesus”, Todd said quietly and Jesus leapt from the
swing. He threw his cigarette to the ground and then immediately grabbed
another one. After lighting it and inhaling deeply he looked at Todd.
“Hey Todd” Todd smiled weakly, and felt like he might throw
up. “What’s up?”
Todd thought about this question. What did
he mean “what’s up?” Todd felt it was pretty obvious what was up. The world was
about to end, and Todd and everyone he knew was going to die.
“Nothing.” Todd replied, the strange smile
still imprinted on his face.
“Are you okay?” Jesus asked, and Todd felt it
best to be honest.
“No.”,Jesus sighed.
“Well let’s
sit down. We can talk.” Todd nodded in response as he and Jesus took a seat on
a wooden picnic bench. There was a heavy silence and Todd felt like he was in
his guidance counselor’s office, trying to explain why he didn’t want to be
Billy Stevens’ friend. All the thoughts in his head came bubbling up. He had so
many questions, so many fears that he didn’t know where to begin.
“Jesus?” Todd asked, a hint of fear in his voice.
“Mmm?” Jesus replied, getting out another
cigarette and struggling with his lighter.
“Am I going to die?” Jesus inhaled for what seemed like
hours to Todd. Finally after exhaling a monstrous cloud of smoke he replied,
“It’s complicated.”
“One time I asked my Mom why she keeps a gun in her desk.
She said it was a little complicated. Is your answer a lot or a little
complicated?”
“Hmm.” The question seemed to puzzle Jesus, as he rhythmically
breathed in and out his smoke.
“Your Mom keeps a gun in her desk because she has intimacy
and trust issues.”
“Oh”, Todd said quietly, trying to wrap his
head around what that meant. He watched a bird fly into a sleeping tree. “That
doesn’t seem so complicated.” Jesus half shrugged and half smiled. Todd
continued on.
“So...me dying or not is more complicated than that?”
“I
think” said Jesus while stomping out his cigarette on the ground. “That you
will know what I mean when the time comes. - And I know people always say
that”, he quickly said as Todd opened his mouth. “But trust me. I can’t explain
it. Unless it’s happening.”
“Is it going to be scary?”
“I
don’t think so.” Jesus stood up to leave and patted Todd on the back.
“Don’t worry so much. You’ll do fine. I have to do some
things. When things start to happen come back here to find me.” Todd nodded,
and then looked suddenly at Jesus.
“What kind of things?”
“Animals mostly, tornados, red skies that sort
of thing.” Todd nodded his head slowly and felt like he may faint. Jesus
reached for another cigarette.
“Why do you keep lighting cigarettes and putting them out?”
“I
like the way it feels when I light them.”
“Oh.”
“Okay, see you Todd.” And Jesus walked off, whistling a
song, his cloud of smoke lingering behind.
The walk home had Todd more scared than ever. Around every
corner he expected a wild animal to jump out and rip him to shreds, or a
tornado to come and suck him up. He had almost reached his front door when
Billy Stevens ambushed him, the severed head of the Hyena clutched in his arms.
“Hey Todd!” Billy yelled despite the close distance between
them, and shoved the head closer so Todd could get a better look at it. “Look.
It’s way cooler than your Jesus letter.”
“Oh shut up Billy.” Todd walked straight into the house, the
screen door slamming shut in Billy’s stunned face.
***
Three days had passed, and the end of the world had still not
come. Todd walked through his days with a constant feeling of dread and fear.
He no longer cared what Billy Stevens said to him, or that he got bad grades on
his reading quizzes. These things didn’t matter because soon Todd’s life
wouldn’t matter. His thoughts were consumed with dying. He tried to imagine
what it would be like to die. To not have any thoughts and to not be a person
any longer.
Todd remembered going to see his
grandfather at the hospital on the day that he died. He had gone to get a drink
at the cafeteria and when he came back his grandfather had passed. When his
mother wasn’t looking, Carl had dared him to touch the body. He remembered how
cold his hand had felt, how plastic and dead it had felt only minutes after he
had died.
On the fourth day Todd sat at the dinner
table picking at his cold peas. His mother never let them leave the dinner
table unless they ate some of their vegetables. Todd had tried to eat the peas,
but his heart hadn’t been in it. Todd’s mother looked up from the end of the
table while she balanced her checkbook.
“Todd did you want the red or the blue bike
for your birthday? I can’t remember.” She started to shuffle through the papers
and bills in front of her. “I must have written it down somewhere but it must
have been on the back of a bank receipt or something because I can’t find it.”
“It’s okay. I don’t need it anymore”.
“Don’t need it anymore? But it’s all you’ve been talking
about since your last birthday.”
“It’s fine. I can just use my old one”
“I thought that fat kid popped your tires” Carl said from
the living room, his head still focused on the TV.
“Yeah- well I fixed it OK?” Todd got up from
the table and ran out the door.
“Todd! Your peas!” His mother called after him.
“There’s no time for peas”, Todd mumbled as he left his
house and began to walk towards the playground again. He couldn’t stand it any
longer. Why did this have to happen now? And why was it just him that would be
saved?
Todd was so consumed with his thoughts
that he barely noticed the two lions creeping out from the woods near his
house. They looked at Todd and then made their way towards the back door of the
kitchen. Todd set off in a run ignoring the gunshots coming from Billy’s
backyard, and what he took to be his mother’s scream echoing from the kitchen.
He didn’t stop running, not even when Billy came running from his house trying
to punch a gigantic black bear.
“Todd! Hey Todd! You never told Jesus about the cat in the
washing machine did you?! I told you to tell him I didn’t do it!” Billy
struggled with the bear then gave up and ran towards the Jesus tree.
“Todd! I was just kidding about you being
an idiot!” Billy’s yells became quieter and quieter and as Todd looked back he
could just make out Billy’s round body making its way up the tree and trying to
avoid the bear that was slowly edging closer.
***
By the time Todd had gotten to the playground, the wind had
started to pick up. Pieces of trash were tumbling across the ground, and the
sky was getting darker. Jesus sat on the swing just as he did before. Todd ran
over and this time kept his fears of speaking behind him.
“Why? Why not my family, why me?” Jesus turned to look at
Todd as the rain started to fall, and the sky turned a light pink.
“Because you wrote me the letter. No one
writes letters anymore. People are too busy with their lives. But you were
different. ”
“So? I just felt bad and I didn’t want you to be mad at me”
“And so it worked”, Jesus smiled. “While
people were busy worrying about their money TV shows, you were worried about
something far more valuable. You were wondering about me, and if I got bored,
and you helped me. Everyone else is too consumed.” Jesus said as he got up from
the swing. “I know this is a terrible thing.” Todd felt that was an
understatement, as the sky was now as red as blood, and he could hardly see
through the rain. “But it had to
be done.”
“Why do I have to go alone?” Todd thought he could see Jesus
thinking this over.
“Well I suppose the other option would be for you not to
come”.
Todd stood still. Dying was too terrifying
a concept to face. Todd thought of his mother. He thought of the way she
smelled and how her hands felt against his head when she would tell him his
hair was getting long. He thought of her scream that had come from the kitchen,
and how she probably had not had enough time to get the gun from her sock
drawer.
“Todd?” Jesus had walked to the entrance of the playground.
“If you’re going to come, we have to leave now before the tornadoes start.”
Todd turned his head towards Jesus and saw two bicycles at the entrance.
“Is that the bike I was going to get for my birthday?”
“It is.”
Todd took one last look around. The
streets were a mess, and the rain was so heavy the ground look like it was
about to collapse. Todd looked at the bike and took a deep breath.
“Do I have to wear a helmet?” Jesus laughed and got on his
bike.
“Not anymore Todd.” Todd closed his eyes and got onto his
own bike. His fears dissolved as he gripped the bike’s brand new handle bars.
He imagined he was back on his street and riding his bike home from school;
with the wind in his face and the realization that he was free. Free from Billy
Stevens and his annoying stories and free from the world. Leaving on that bike
would mean leaving the fears of dying behind him. That to Todd made him feel
safe and less anxious. Jesus had been right, the decision would be complicated,
but in the end, Todd knew what he had to do.
Todd looked over at Jesus who nodded and they began to peddle off
down the road.
The red sky was opening slowly and the rain continued to
thunder down. They had just peddled over the hill as Todd looked behind him and
saw the tornadoes shoot out of the sky. Jesus and Todd talked about baseball as
they rode off into the red sky, and away from the end of the world.